MOM'S THE WORD!!!

WITH MOTHER'S DAY AROUND THE CORNER, MANY KIDOS AND MANY NOT-SO-KIDOS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT TO DO (AND WHAT NOT TO DO) FOR THEIR MOTHER ON THE BIG DAY. OBVIOUSLY, IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL. SO HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS WHICH YOU'D LIKE TO DO, SHOUL DO AND SHOULD NOT EVEN ATTEMPT.
WHAT TO DO:

1. MAKE THE DAY SPECIAL FOR HER; SO ALL YOU SLEEPY HEADS WHO ARE IN THE HABBIT OF GETTING UP A LITTLE BEFORE EVENING, PLEASE SET YOUR ALARM CLOCKS.
2. MOMS LOVE TO SEE THEIR KIDS HAPPY AND SMILING......SO, I GUESS,YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
3. TRY AND HELP HER IN THE HOUSEHOLD CHORES, NOT THE BIG ONES IF YOU'RE BAD AT IT.
4. ITS ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN MOTHERS EXPECT THEIR CHILDREN TO BE LI'L ANGELS (READ OBEDIENT). SO, CANCEL ALL MEETINGS WIH FRIENDS: PARTYING, LUNCHES, SHOPPING; AT LEAST ON THAT DAY.
5. LET HER HAVE IT THE WAY SHE WANTS; IT'S ONLY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT A MOTHER EVER WANTS ANYTHING.
6. PRESENT HER WITH A SMALL LITTLE GIFT. REMEMBER, I SAID SMALL. NOTHING GRAND; MOTHERS SEE THE JOY IN LITTLE GIFTS. THESE COULD INCLUDE JUST A SIMPLE CARD, OR A BOUQUET, OR A LITTLE PERFUME.
7. FOR SOME MOTHERS, ACTION SPEAKS GREATER THAN ANYTHING. SO JUST LISTEN TO WHATEVER SHE SAYS AND TRY AND DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS YOU TO DO. SHOW HER THAT YOU LOVE HER; IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT YOU GET SUCH A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY.

WHAT NOT TO DO:

1. DO NOT GIVE IN TO YOUR SLEEP JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HELP IT. REMEMBER, MOM GETS EVERY MORNING AT 5:00 am, JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE A PERFECT DAY. SO, IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT YOU MAKE THIS SACRIFICE FOR HER.
2. DO NOT DEMAND A GREAT BREAKFAST FROM HER WITH AN EXCUSE THAT IT'S MOTHER'S DAY. MOTHER'S DAY DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN WAY- IT'S FOR YOUR MOM.
3. DO NOT GIVE HER DOUBLE WORK BY ADDING TO THE MESS IN YOUR ROOM, OR FOR THAT MATTER, IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE. MAKE YOUR BED FOR A CHANGE AND SETTLE YOUR ROOM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PRIM AND PROPER; YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK NEAT.
4. TRY TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH MOM, WHICH IS ALMOST UNAVOIDABLE. JUST TAKE IN EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, EVEN IF ITS ABOUT THE WAY YOU DRESS, OR YOUR FRIENDS; YOU OWE HER THAT MUCH.

IN THE END, JUST BE A LITTLE GOOD FOR HER AND YOU'LL DEFINITELY HAVE HER SPARKLING THAT EVER SO BEAUTIFUL SMILE, WHICH YOU WOULD , OTHERWISE, HARDLY GET TO SEE. THAT, MY DEAR FRIEND, WILL BE YOUR GREATEST GIFT TO YOUR MOTHER.